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Round green sunglasses with sleek polarized lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters. Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show. Plus, gradient lenses mask eye-rolls when surrounded by normie sheeple.

Made for Petite Noggins

Gradient Lenses

number 1

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

number 2

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.

The number 3 inside a yellow circle.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

number 4

All Hipster

Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)

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